zeldathemes
58 Year Old Pedophile, bitches
I talk a lot of shit and I'm kind of an asshole. That pretty much sums me up. People have called me transphobic, ableist, cis scum, a baby, shit, gross, garbage, and some other shit. The only term of those that might remotely be true is ableist idk. For a proper description of myself look at my About Me and if you want to send me hate go to my FAQ.


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wessasaurus-rex:

breakfasttelevision:

My school library gets it

DONE

wessasaurus-rex:

breakfasttelevision:

My school library gets it

DONE

kuriipaakun:

kuriipaakun:

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genius-of-a-fake-suicide:

i-am-greg-lestrade:

mid0nz:

mid0nz:

moriarty:

cinnabutt:

wwankin:

hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?

John Wazowski







JOHN WAZOWSKI

The hiatus continues

genius-of-a-fake-suicide:

i-am-greg-lestrade:

mid0nz:

mid0nz:

moriarty:

cinnabutt:

wwankin:

hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?

John Wazowski

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JOHN WAZOWSKI

The hiatus continues

#cinematic masterpiece of our time

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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There are 17 Sickles in a Galleon, and 29 Knuts in a Sickle. Meaning there are 493 Knuts to a Galleon. - Wizarding currency according to Rubeus Hagrid

There are 17 Sickles in a Galleon, and 29 Knuts in a Sickle. Meaning there are 493 Knuts to a Galleon. - Wizarding currency according to Rubeus Hagrid

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Song: Do You Want To Build A Snowman Reprise
Artist: Indina Menzel
Album: Frozen Soundtrack
Played: 792,603 times.

cuddle-junkie:

blame-it-on-the-love:

If this hadn’t been cut from the movie I’d have been full on bawling in the cinema!

I’m so glad I didn’t get rick rolled again.

  #why    #why did they cut this    #i'll hurt them  

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

chaoticbanter:

It’s a metaphor 

chaoticbanter:

It’s a metaphor 

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

guy:

shit, my cover has been blown again *throws bird seeds in the air and vanishes* 

guy:

shit, my cover has been blown again *throws bird seeds in the air and vanishes* 

thirstfollower:

theycallme-dick:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101?

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look at him now

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and remember the guy who played Chase?

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look at him now

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remember the guy who played logan?

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look at him now

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how do you arrest weed??

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.